chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

me-la-pelas:

Me as a parent one day

me-la-pelas:

Me as a parent one day

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

cakejam:

"just one more video then i’ll go to sleep”

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eatingisfab:

omfg im laughing so hard ahhahaha

eatingisfab:

omfg im laughing so hard ahhahaha

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]