kindofmr:

dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

*Pushes*

convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

john-buttfucking-sherlock:

macintush:

yes master. punish me.
i’ve been a bad sponge.


Is this 50 shades of grey

john-buttfucking-sherlock:

macintush:

yes master. punish me.

i’ve been a bad sponge.

Is this 50 shades of grey

mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

asian:

this is what happiness looks like

asian:

this is what happiness looks like

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

urtube:

susemoji:

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Ew

urtube:

susemoji:

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Ew

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

craigtucker-futhermucker:

animalics:

Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic

HNNNNGGG

heart:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv