why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive?
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
yes master. punish me.
i’ve been a bad sponge.
Is this 50 shades of grey
a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why
this is what happiness looks like
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv